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PostSubject: ang joke ko!   Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:09 am

Speaker:cno dito had experience having sex w/ ghost??

A farmer raised his hand..

Speaker:Really what does it feel having sex with ghost?

Farmer: Ay P*TA akala ko GOATS!
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Pare1: Bket tulala ka?
Pare2: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver gwapo Bata at macho..
Pare1: Bket selos ka?
Pare2: hindi naman..nashock lng ako kasi parang msarap sya..
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Life depends on the way you think

Example read this:

Mypenisinhermouth.

wat do you read?

My pen is in her mouth..


Or your dirty mind read something else
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Madre: Ano aplelyido mo iho?

Boy: alam n po ninyo sister lge nyo pong hinahawakan

Madre: Susme! U*EN ang apelyido mo

Boy: ano ka ba sister CRUZ po

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Pag americano umutot sasabihin

"excuse me"

Pag british

"Pardon me"

Pag spanish

"Des pensa amigo"

Pag pinoy

"Di ako yun! mamatay na umutot BKA IKAW!

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A man went to a pharmacy to buy Con**ms

Salelady: 2000 php po ang isa sir

Man: WHAT?? bket ang mhal?

Saleslady: kasi pde po nten itry!..

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Titser: Pangit naman ng name mo
Conrado Domingo

In short "Co**om

Pupil: Kaysa naman po sa asawa nyo Supronio Potenciano

in short "SUP*T

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