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PostSubject: Smart Kids   Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:10 am

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> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: Maria.
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> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
> FRANK: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign?
> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty?
> GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> MILLIE: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
> but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
> him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom's a good cook.
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> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher.
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PostSubject: wee!   Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:50 am

hahaha.. tnx for sharing..

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Smart Kids   Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:03 pm

aus!! hehe..

lol! lol! lol!
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