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Subject: Compilation of Outrages Videos Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:15 pm
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Living The Rock Life Early ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two years old. Two. The kid on the vid cant even goddamn count his age using his fingers, but he does know how to do a peace sign (DOH!). Does the rock life start out this early now? It seems every year prodigy players appearing on youTube are getting younger and younger. I won't be surprised anymore if one day I see news about bands breaking up because of preschool, three year old vocalists sucumbing to cocaine, and five-year old fathers losing out on child custody to their two-year old ex-groupies.
A million monkeys banging on typewriters everyday would not produce Shakespearean works, but another million of them facing webcams should be well within the resource requirements of replacing comedians entirely.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One lousy way to get busted for lip synching ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can I smell your... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You know, I gotta hand it to the African Americans. After being forcefully sent to the states on overcrowded boats, treated like animals for a couple of hundred years, sent to war for the freedom they never really got, and then probably a hundred years more of maltreatment, they went on anyway to dominate every *poring sound* sport in the United States, along with a large chunk of the country's music industry. People like Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. have gone a long way to improve the image of the black man in the States.
And then came Riskay the Drama Queen.
If she can do what she infers she can do in this song, she can establish her own CSI Bronx, using nothing but her olfactory sense to trace trouble. Achievement wise, she's not really lacking. She's practically sent the black community a couple of decades back in terms of morale improvement with her music. I'm sure she's one of the few people who can unite both white and black people in a single cause: Asking the question of "WHAT THE *poring sound* WAS THAT?!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shit-ass Michael Jackson X India ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Compilation of Outrages Videos 
Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:15 pm