Speaker:cno dito had experience having sex w/ ghost??
A farmer raised his hand..
Speaker:Really what does it feel having sex with ghost?
Farmer: Ay P*TA akala ko GOATS!
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Pare1: Bket tulala ka?
Pare2: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver gwapo Bata at macho..
Pare1: Bket selos ka?
Pare2: hindi naman..nashock lng ako kasi parang msarap sya..
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Life depends on the way you think
Example read this:
Mypenisinhermouth.
wat do you read?
My pen is in her mouth..
Or your dirty mind read something else
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Madre: Ano aplelyido mo iho?
Boy: alam n po ninyo sister lge nyo pong hinahawakan
Madre: Susme! U*EN ang apelyido mo
Boy: ano ka ba sister CRUZ po
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Pag americano umutot sasabihin
"excuse me"
Pag british
"Pardon me"
Pag spanish
"Des pensa amigo"
Pag pinoy
"Di ako yun! mamatay na umutot BKA IKAW!
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A man went to a pharmacy to buy Con**ms
Salelady: 2000 php po ang isa sir
Man: WHAT?? bket ang mhal?
Saleslady: kasi pde po nten itry!..
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Titser: Pangit naman ng name mo
Conrado Domingo
In short "Co**om
Pupil: Kaysa naman po sa asawa nyo Supronio Potenciano
in short "SUP*T
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